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GOOBBLEDEGOOK
& FUN STUFF
This
takes a somewhat cynical look at some of the words used in a business
plan and their true definitions - it is just for fun!
| Business
Plan Term |
Real
Meaning |
| "is
proven technology" |
Well,
it almost worked once |
| "unique"
|
Apart
from the other twelve competitors |
| "cash
flow problem" |
About
to go bust |
| "complex
system" |
Nobody
understands it |
| "core
business" |
Our
only activity |
| "clear
projections" |
Blink
and you'll miss them |
| "performance
analysis" |
OK,
heads or tails? |
| "niche
market" |
Only
one customer |
| "pro-active
approach" |
Ready
and willing to copy |
| "revised
budget" |
Getting
closer to the truth |
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for a hilarious and unique look on business and management |
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The
Complete Bushisms
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